Welcome to the Alligator Bundy Institute of Swamp Science!

Here at the Alligator Bundy Institute of Swamp Science (A.B.I.S.S.), we are committed to bringing you the most astonishing, awe-inspiring, and 100% questionable educational content the internet has to offer. Our meticulously researched* videos dive deep into the wonders of the Florida wilderness, uncovering hidden truths about its most fascinating creatures.

Did you know that alligators produce the most nutritious milk in the animal kingdom? Or that mice lay eggs in secret nests, carefully guarded by their highly trained warrior queens? No? Well, that’s probably because they don’t teach this kind of science in regular schools.

Here, you’ll gain essential swamp knowledge, like:
🧀 Mice: Egg-Laying Marvels or Miniature Poultry?
🐊 Gator Milk: The Superfood They Don’t Want You to Know About!
🦎 Lizard Economics and the Reptilian Stock Market!
🍖 The McRib: A Seasonal Creature of the Wild

So sit back, open your mind (but not too much, or the swamp air will get in), and prepare to be educated in ways you never thought possible.

*All facts presented are 100% guaranteed to be true in the world of Alligator Bundy. Any resemblance to actual science is purely coincidental. Viewer discretion (and critical thinking) is advised.

Mice Lay Eggs: The Truth They Don’t Want You to Know

For years, Big Science has been feeding you lies about mammalian reproduction. But here at the Alligator Bundy Institute of Swamp Science, we cut through the deception to bring you cold, hard, swamp-tested facts—and the fact is, mice lay eggs.

Join us as we take a deep dive into the mysterious and highly classified world of mouse oviposition. Learn about their intricately woven nest structures, the delicate process of egg incubation, and how mouse farmers carefully harvest these tiny wonders for gourmet cuisine. If you’ve ever wondered where your “cheese eggs” come from—this is the video for you.

Don’t let the mainstream rodent agenda keep you in the dark. Watch now and become part of the Mousetruth Movement!

How to Catch a Gator: Toilet Fishing

They say the best fishermen know their prey—but only true swamp scholars know that the prime habitat of the modern alligator is the American toilet.

In this essential instructional video, Alligator Bundy demonstrates the time-honored Florida tradition of Toilet Fishing, using the perfect bait—a nice, juicy wiener. With expert technique and nerves of steel, Bundy shows you how to lure in one of nature’s most misunderstood bathroom dwellers and handle the situation like a true gator wrangler.

Is it safe? Absolutely not.
Is it legal? Let’s not worry about that.
Will you ever use a public restroom the same way again? Definitely not.

Watch now and arm yourself with the knowledge necessary to defend your porcelain throne from unexpected reptilian guests.

(Warning: Do not attempt Toilet Fishing at home. Or do. We’re not your mom.)

Save the McRib: A Plea for Conservation

Every year, nature lovers and fast-food connoisseurs alike gather in hushed reverence, hoping to catch a glimpse of one of the rarest, most majestic creatures in the wild—the McRib. But tragically, these beautiful, saucy beings are on the brink of extinction.

In this urgent Public Swamp Announcement, Alligator Bundy takes you deep into the Florida wilderness, where the last remaining McRibs struggle to survive. Witness the breathtaking sight of a mother McRib nursing her tender young, a moment so pure, so dripping with natural wonder, that it must be protected at all costs.

But time is running out. Poachers, habitat destruction, and corporate interests threaten to wipe out the McRib forever. Without action, future generations may never know the joy of seeing a McRib frolicking freely in its natural habitat.

Quiz: 5 Amazing Gator Facts—Can You Pass the Test?

Think you know everything about gators? Think again. The Alligator Bundy Institute of Swamp Science is here to test your knowledge with five mind-blowing, completely factual gator facts.

🧐 Do gators use tools?
🐊 Can they climb trees?
🍼 What’s the deal with gator milk?

Only true Swamp Scholars will get a perfect score—do you have what it takes? Take the quiz, test your gator IQ, and prove your expertise. But be warned… the final question might just change everything you thought you knew about Florida’s most mysterious apex predator.

Watch now and see if you can pass the ultimate gator test! (No cheating, and definitely no fact-checking.)