ABOUT OUR TOURS:

The Ultimate Everglades Adventure

Welcome to Triassic Tours, the last name in Everglades exploration!

Led by the legendary Nick “Alligator” Bundy, Triassic Tours isn’t just your average airboat ride—it’s a full-throttle journey through time, nature, and the misunderstood glory of Florida’s wild heart.

Who is Alligator Bundy?

Nick Bundy isn’t just an Everglades expert—he’s a self-taught swamp scholar, a part-time philosopher, and a full-time Florida Man. Born and raised deep in the Glades, Bundy has a one-of-a-kind relationship with the land, the wildlife, and the forces that govern both. Some say he was raised by gators. Others claim he’s descended from an ancient lineage of dinosaur whisperers. Bundy himself will tell you, “The Everglades raised me, and I turned out just fine.”

What to Expect on a Triassic Tour

Unlike those cookie-cutter tourist traps, Triassic Tours offers the most authentic, edge-of-your-seat swamp expedition in Florida. Our tours include:

• The Jurassic Airboat Experience – Glide across the water at exhilarating speeds while Bundy shares scientific, questionable, and absolutely unverified facts about Florida’s prehistoric past.

• Gator Whispering 101 – Learn the sacred art of nonverbal gator communication, as taught by Bundy himself. (Disclaimer: success is not guaranteed. Failure is 100% on you.)

• Florida Cryptid Spotting – Ever heard of the Moss Man, the Everglades Otterwolf, or the Skunk Ape? Nick Bundy has. And he’s seen them, too—probably.

• Survival Tips for When Society Collapses – Bundy believes in being prepared, and he’ll teach you how to thrive when the modern world crumbles. Spoiler alert: it involves gator milk.

• Interactive Q&A – Ask Bundy anything. He may not have the answers, but he’ll give you a damn good story instead.

Why Choose Triassic Tours?

Because this isn’t just a tour—it’s an odyssey. It’s a deep dive into the unknown, a handshake with danger, and a masterclass in Floridian resilience. Whether you’re a thrill-seeker, a conspiracy theorist, or just someone who wants to see an alligator up close without losing a limb, Triassic Tours is your ticket to the real Everglades.

Book Now—Before the Government Shuts Us Down!

Time is running out, folks. The feds don’t want you knowing the secrets of the Everglades, and Bundy’s been on their watchlist for years. Don’t miss your chance to experience Florida in its rawest, weirdest, and most exhilarating form.

Triassic Tours—because history, nature, and GATOR MILK all taste better together.